Everyone Go Get Your Headbands

Ok it has come to my attention that a number of players have yet to get their team approved headbands. Here are the team regulations pertaining to headware...

2.1.1
No members of "The Team" shall wear less than one headband during play or while on the side line. Wristbands are optional.

2.1.2
Headbands will be one of two approved colours, Black or Lime Green. (Black headbands that have faded to grey are also acceptable as long as a photograph of the headband's origional colour is provided.)

2.1.3
Sharing of headbands is permited but is considered unsaintary and undesirable.

2.1.4
Players who arrive without headbands will be mocked untill such time as they:

a) Buy a headband
b) Leave the Gym
c) Dramatically present the entire movie "Dodgeball a True Underdog Story" In its entirety

I hope the previous exerpt ckears up any misconceptions about our uniform this year.

Thanks
Captain Rice

A.K.A. "Battle Damage He-Man"